Some may think the Midwest is just a bunch of bland flyover states filled with less diversity than a Monsanto monoculture. And thatâ€™s where this book comes into play.Inspired by my comedy tours across the Midwest and life growing up in Wisconsin, this book is an exploration into my favorite region on Earth. And the relationship could be very symbioticâ€”but only if you let it happen. Thereâ€™s no need to pull the pepper spray this species is helpful by nature. Donâ€™t wait until they stick their head in your second-floor window to invite you over for a perch fry because they climbed on your roof to clean your gutters. We understand that your interaction was strangeâ€”but itâ€™s likely to get stranger. He likely waved at you and said, â€œHey there,â€ like you organized the church bar crawl together. Even if you answered no, you probably know someone who held the door for you from two football fields away. Everything with Ranch Read #bookĮverything you need to know to survive in the greatest place on EarthHave you ever had a goodbye lasting more than four hours? Do you lack the emotional capacity to say â€œI love youâ€ so you just tell your loved ones to â€œwatch out for deerâ€? Have you apologized to a stranger because she stepped on your foot? If you answered yes to any of these questions, thereâ€™s a good chance youâ€™re a Midwesternerâ€”or a Midwesterner at heart.

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